What's Ethel Merman doing in a duck suit? What is King Kong's favorite Chinese food? Why will you never ever forget the height of the Empire State Building?  For the answers to these and other questions that have baffled philosophers for millenia, take a peak at my new eBook, Holy Mackerel, Theater of the Absurder, two 30-minute absurd comedies for radio or stage. In "The Last Remake of King Kong," Kong has evolved into something very close to a human, and, holy mackerel! along with the screaming Ann Darrow, he acts out his angst-ridden, heroic quest to get back to Skull Island. In "Channel Zer-0," Benny Bupkis kvetches and tinkers with 1950s TVs in hopes of finding a frequency of an alternate reality. Oy vey is mir! 

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